Saturday sillies

While Lynn is off reading submissions, I thought I’d lighten up the place by exposing some newsies whose editing skillz could use a brush-up. Check out these headlines.

The Beagle [woof]


Man Kills Self Before Shooting Wife and Daughter


Something Went Wrong in Jet Crash, Expert Says
Police Begin Campaign to Run Down Jaywalkers
Panda Mating Fails; Veterinarian Takes Over

Miners Refuse to Work after Death
Juvenile Court to Try Shooting Defendant
War Dims Hope for Peace
If Strike Isn’t Settled Quickly, It May Last Awhile
Cold Wave Linked to Temperatures

Enfield (London) Couple Slain; Police Suspect Homicide
Red Tape Holds Up New Bridges
Man Struck By Lightning: Faces Battery Charge

New Study of Obesity Looks for Larger Test Group
Astronaut Takes Blame for Gas in Spacecraft

Kids Make Nutritious Snacks

Local High School Dropouts Cut in Half
Hospitals are Sued by 7 Foot Doctors
And the winner is…
Typhoon Rips Through Cemetery; Hundreds Dead

4 Responses to Saturday sillies

  1. LOL! Thank you, beagle. You made my morning.

  2. CatWake says:

    HA! I especially like the ones that were clearly written by Captain Obvious and the Duh Brigade. 🙂

  3. Frank says:

    This gem from my local newspaper more than ten years ago… “MORE PUBIC INPUT WANTED ON NUDIST CAMP”

  4. janettronstad says:

    Thanks for the laughs!

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