Saturday sillies

While Lynn is off reading submissions, I thought I’d lighten up the place by exposing some newsies whose editing skillz could use a brush-up. Check out these headlines.

The Beagle [woof]

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Man Kills Self Before Shooting Wife and Daughter

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Something Went Wrong in Jet Crash, Expert Says
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Police Begin Campaign to Run Down Jaywalkers
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Panda Mating Fails; Veterinarian Takes Over

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Miners Refuse to Work after Death
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Juvenile Court to Try Shooting Defendant
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War Dims Hope for Peace
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If Strike Isn’t Settled Quickly, It May Last Awhile
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Cold Wave Linked to Temperatures

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Enfield (London) Couple Slain; Police Suspect Homicide
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Red Tape Holds Up New Bridges
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Man Struck By Lightning: Faces Battery Charge

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New Study of Obesity Looks for Larger Test Group
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Astronaut Takes Blame for Gas in Spacecraft

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Kids Make Nutritious Snacks
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Local High School Dropouts Cut in Half
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Hospitals are Sued by 7 Foot Doctors
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And the winner is…
Typhoon Rips Through Cemetery; Hundreds Dead

4 Responses to Saturday sillies

  1. LOL! Thank you, beagle. You made my morning.

  2. CatWake says:

    HA! I especially like the ones that were clearly written by Captain Obvious and the Duh Brigade. 🙂

  3. Frank says:

    This gem from my local newspaper more than ten years ago… “MORE PUBIC INPUT WANTED ON NUDIST CAMP”

  4. janettronstad says:

    Thanks for the laughs!

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