To honor the birth of that unbeatable, irresistible snack, the American Twinkie, the beagle and I have declared an office holiday. Instead of working, we will indulge ourselves with our stash that the beagle keeps poorly hidden under my desk to the point of bursting buttons and mephitic overload. It could come to the point where medical and psychological intervention may become necessary.
In the meantime, Happy Birthday, you amazing pile of high caloric spongy goodness, gooey sugar, and toxic waste. You’ve made my life worth living.