Title redacted is decent enough to be a best seller in near future and it is of the best quality in terms of literary technique and plot…Just American police departments if learn about this book publish, i think they buy over millions. I sended 13 000 email to that organizations about my book. Turkish authors never like Jewesh, Christians, Armenians, Americans but i love those are. So i wrote about those are, best in my book. Also i love American police departmans. Also i am Christian. I wrote my book internationel cultur not like muslim cultur. So this is another defferent ways. If we can give advertise to New York Times, i am sure this book break sales record all over the World. Thanks again for your advance.
Um. If you’re going to write a book that isn’t in your native language, then it’s probably dicey to suggest anything about your book is of the best quality.
Brings to mind the old saying, “i didn’t really know what a writer does, now I are one.”
I love how he goes out of his way to say he’s not an anti-Semite.
I and my husband are involved in a ‘film festival’ where we highlight really bad movies. This reminds me of some of the video cover copy I’ve read…
Did I see Title Redacted’s author just admit to sending spam, which is a criminal activity in Turkey, to 13,000 policemen?
I think I’ll nick one thing from that message, though: “Thanks again for your advance” is likely to go down well with editors everywhere 🙂
/Pelotard, the non-native writer who knows how to use a spell checker
Shut up, Pelo. You’re not a Brit? All these years, and I thought English was your native tongue. You, sir, amaze me…and I don’t amaze easily.