Uh oh…the beagle is getting restless

I'm watching you.

I hate it when she gets like this. She gets all mopey and won’t answer the phones or file. That means papers are piling up, messages aren’t being returned, and instead of simply tossing me an offhand grunt, she’s evolved into full-blown growl.

I know she’s planning something, but I have no idea what it could be. Is she seeking employment elsewhere? Running away with that adorable Rottweiler down the street? Plotting a takeover of my position? I can’t be certain, but she’s been acting very strangely of late.

Ah…Spring Fling?

6 Responses to Uh oh…the beagle is getting restless

  1. NinjaFingers says:

    I’d guess it’s probably the Rottweiler. That or she’s wishing actual spring would show up instead of this stupid weather…

  2. Well, he is a lovely dog, kind, sweet, never puts his nose in my hoo hoo. I can’t be certain, but I don’t think she’s told the Rottie that she’s been fixed. Hmm. Hope he’s up for a rude awakening.

  3. Sue Roebuck says:

    Well, you know what they say…”In Spring when a young lady’s fancy lightly turns to thoughts of love…la, la,” (Sorry Lord T for the change.) Even a “fixed” lady, oh dear.

  4. I suppose being fixed means she can just channel her inner slut, but I’m still dubious. This behavior portends more than mere pheromones. We shall see…

  5. tbrosz says:

    It’s obvious. She’s going to open her own firm. Check around for recently reserved websites like “BeaglePub.com”

  6. I hadn’t considered this. Hmm…better do a domain search. Ungrateful flea bag.

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