And Speaking of New Software…

November 12, 2012

My office computer contracted a nasty virus and is at the vet hospital witchdoctor computer dudes, so I am drinking heavily crying spitting tacks working off my laptop. What’s worse is all my posts are on my work computer. Yes, yes, I could write a new one, but I’m busy drinking heavily working, so I’ll leave you with this:

November 9, 2012


How to drive an editor insane…

October 27, 2012


Thank you, Paulissa…

Do this instead of Facebook or Twitter

October 24, 2012

The result is that you’ll more fully enriched…

Fall Leaves – Pricey No Blog

October 16, 2012

And now we know why Pricey isn’t getting much done

This path is right below our townhouse. Gorgeosity abounds.


October 15, 2012

When editors say “Write what you know,” they don’t necessarily mean you’re the cop who writes murder mysteries or the doc who writes medical thrillers…it means know what you’re writing about. After all, not every writer has a job that coincides with the topic/plots of their books.

A friend of mine is a child psychologist who writes romance. Another bud makes her living selling garage doors…and I defy you to wrap an interesting book around that…so she writes fantasy. Heck, I’m an editor who wrote medical fiction. So what do we have in common? RESEARCH.

I’ve read many manuscripts where it’s obvious the writer did little to no research, and this is the primary killer for anyone who doesn’t write what they know because they are  gonna get busted by someone who knows more. Ouch.

I”m not talking about emotions because we can all tap into what it feels like to be dumped, or getting that new job, or falling in love. I’m talking about a main character who’s a surgeon. If you’re an editor (cough cough), then you better do some serious tap dancing in order to write that character and the story in a manner than convinces readers you are unimpeachable.

Never Underestimate Your Readers

It’s never wise to undervalue your readers. If you keep in mind that there is always someone who knows more than you, then you’ll find yourself writing to that person – which you should do.

An example of this would be the manuscript I read many years ago. One of the main characters had MS. I know didely about MS, so I handed off to my editor, who has MS, and she proceeded to rip it to shreds. I asked the author how much research she had done on MS. Come to find out, she’d done ZERO research. This is a noob mistake and, of course, the manuscript was kicked to the curb.

Make One Mistake at Your Own Peril

A friend of mine was lamenting a book who blundered over a Catholic ceremony, saying the author got it complete wrong. “It’s like she Googled it and accepted it as fact, and all she had to do is ASK A CATHOLIC.” Ouch. And because of that glaring mistake, my friend mistrusted every other point in the book.

Another example is the time I read a woman’s story about the Amazon. The main character went for a romantic moonlight swim with a hunk of man meat. As luck would have it, I’ve been to the Amazon and told her there is NO WAY you’d be doing anything other than running from the millions of bloodsucker mosquitoes that fill the air from dusk to dawn. The air is so thick with them that you can easily breathe them in. And the swim? Not a good idea, given the piranha that swim around. Commence collective “ew” here.

This was an advance reading at a writer’s conference, so I could alert her to the inconsistency. Had this been a query, she would have shot her credibility with me because it’s such a glaring misstep. If an author neglects to take the time to know every element of her setting, then what other shortcuts has she taken? Now I have to suspect every scene and wonder if she got that right as well.

The sad part of this scenario is that these blunders were simply a sidebar to a particular scene. It’s sloppy. Don’t let that be you.

Honor Yourself

The biggest gift you can give yourself as a writer is to honor yourself first and foremost and remember that your name is on the cover, which means that all inconsistencies will fall on your shoulders. Do you want to be remembered for sloshing a scene (and having it splayed out in reviews), or rocking a book? Respect your efforts.

Give Yourself Time

Writing a book takes time. Doing research takes even more time because you have to over-research in order to know what to keep and what to toss. I researched for a year because I know squat all about surgery. I relied on three different surgeons and thousands of hours of research…then running my chapters past those surgeons for clarity. The return benefit was that I had many docs ask what kind of medicine I practice. BoOm.

Whether you have a scene or an entire foundation that is outside your purview, give yourself the time to make sure you’re bullet-proof. There is nothing worse than having your words stamped in stone and discovering that you royally blew something. There are no take backs, so do your research!

Happy Friday from Pitts

October 5, 2012

My first week in Pitts is over, and I’m nearly unpacked. The office awaits my attention this weekend. Oh, the pain. But I’m silly happy here, and the additional thrill is that Mother Nature did herself proud with her technicolor yawn all over these foresty leaves. A walk on the Montour Trail is in my immediate future. 

Oh yeah…and write some checks.

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