Alrighty then. I finally did it. I laughed hysterically when it happened to others, but now it’s happened to me. I should laugh, but I’m too busy being horrified.
If you try to call Behler Publications, leave a message. I’ll be up in Iowa City buying a new cellphone Monday morning. Mine, ah, went swimming in the toilet this evening. F*ck.
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My secretary, an unreliable beagle, normally ignores the phone by pleading the opposable thumbs issue. She's really only good at three things; mixing margaritas, copy editing, and sleeping on the job.
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Amy Biancolli slams into widowhood wondering how fix broken doorknobs and dishwashers and discovers how to fix her broken heart.
73-year-old, war-hero-business tycoon-politician and a Midwestern high school girl survive the scrutiny of spotlights, and build a loving father-daughter relationship.
All his life, Scott Damian was imprisoned by the terror of being unable to utter a single word, until he transformed into a highly successful actor and writer. Scott speaks to the heart and soul of a stutterer, and addresses healing, help, and hope for the millions who are similarly afflicted.
Heidi’s horrific accident burned over 53% of her body, claimed both her legs, and killed her best friend. Her year of countless surgeries, surviving, pain management, fighting, and loss is incomplete until she finally faces the driver, and Heidi realizes she has one last hurdle; forgiveness.
Amanda Adams' passionate and riveting story of what it means to be a Heart Mom for her son, Liam, whose 12 surgeries marked the first 8 years of his life.
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My brother lost his overboard. It’s no laughing matter – you need a hug! (H)
Ugh…I constantly live in fear that such will happen to me someday…
So irritating! I don’t recommend it.
Hi. Phishing for a new phone should be fun. Thank you for your blog, I do enjoy it. Say “HI” to the beagle and give him a raise this year!