Kindle-icious

July 9, 2010

We’ve finally entered the 21st Century and gotten our newer titles up in Kindle.  Yay. Now, if we could just get Amazon to put up the links on the physical books that would direct them to the Kindle versions, my life would be nearly complete. But nay, it’s my lot in life to continually contact them and ask where the damn grid is on our books.

“Oh, they are there,” they insist.

“Uh, no they aren’t. Take your eyes out of your bottom and look at the page. Lookie here, I’ll even include the link.”

“Oh, so you’re right. Gee, we don’t know why the links aren’t there. We’ll look into it.”

Look into it? What’s there to “look into”? Some toolbag hasn’t put the links up and needs to do it. It doesn’t take a committee of twelve to sit around a pot of tea and ponder the grander notions of the meaning of life.

So while I sit and toast in my own frustration, you lovely readers may go over to the Kindle store and get a copy of some very wonderful Behler books. Heck, get several.

If Amazon scares you, feel free to email me [lynn_at_behlerpublications_dot_com], and I can zap it over to your Kindle account.

Beagle, hand me a Twinkie and a margarita.


All Writers Were Not Created Equally

May 18, 2010

This post is part of the “Just Because He Did It, Doesn’t Mean You Can” files. JA Konrath signed with Amazon Encore to release his new book in the Kindle format first, then bring it out in book format a few months later – the exact opposite of what publishers are doing these days. I’m thrilled for him because he’s worked very hard – harder than most – to create a fan base. He’s not afraid to think outside the box in order to create demand for his books, another reason I admire what he’s doing.

However…and this is a big “however” - just because he did it doesn’t mean you can.

Now I’m not trying to be a Negative Nancy, but every time I see something like this, it brings out the stars in authors’ eyes. “Oh heck yah,” sez the general collective, “screw getting an agent or worrying about querying editors…I’m gonna go the freebie Kindle route!”

I’m the last one to stand in anyone’s way or suggest they not do it. I am, however, a huge proponent of keeping one’s seat on the Reality Bus. And here’s what you’ll learn on the Reality Bus:

Name recognition

This is Numero Uno on the Reality Bus. Konrath already has a name for himself, and he’s worked tirelessly to achieve it.  He has six books with a mainstream publisher that allowed him to get his name out there because his books had wide distribution. Do you?

Know the business

Konrath didn’t wake up one day – a complete unknown – and decide to sign with Amazon. He’s been knocking around the industry for years. He’s used that time to learn the business and analyze how books are sold and what he can do to short circuit the process so that more of the $$ finds its way to his pocket. In short, Konrath is a businessman. A very good businessman. I can’t say that about many authors.

Have a Plan

Because Konrath is such a great businessman, he formulated a plan to test his theories – that he could make a livable wage with his Kindle books. If memory serves [and someone will correct me if I'm wrong], Konrath’s publishers had the e-rights to his first books. It was there that he noticed his Kindle sales were quite respectable. He tested the theory out by converting an unpublished book to see how sales went. It did very well.

Whether I have the genesis right or wrong, my point is that Konrath carefully analyzed the Kindle marketplace and weighed it against his platform – which is very respectable. I mean, really, is there anyone who doesn’t know his wonderful blog – A Newbie’s Guide to Publishing? He didn’t rush in where fools dare to tread.

Impatience Will Make Your Intestines Explode

Well, ok, maybe that’s not the exact wording you’ll find on the Reality Bus, but it’s close. Makes me think of my kids. Back when they were wee bairns and getting ready for Halloween, they’d get their costumes about 3 p.m…hours before it even thinks of getting dark. So of course, they were hounding me every five minutes; “Isittimeyet? Isittimeyet?” Gah. They’d dance around like they had a beehive in their Underoos, and I swore they’d either pass out from expending all that energy, or their intestines would explode. I think this is when I developed a fondness for tequila.

And this is what happens to new authors. Their impatience has them dancing around, and, for various reasons they’ve decided to short-circuit the process and either go vanity or self pub through Kindle. I have no problem with either one PROVIDED they understand the uphill battle.

Impatience can be the great equalizer in the end because at some point reality is going to slap the intestinal explody author upside the face. But in the meantime, Author Antsy Pants is justifying his logic:

“I’ve collected a bajillion rejections”: This is a two-fold problem because rejections happen for all kinds of reasons. Most happen because the author’s literary grapes are still too green [see my post about that]. Instead of considering that the work [or author] needs more time to develop his skills, he imbibes the lusty drink called Technology, where all kinds of drek can still be published.

Why do so many people fear rejection? Sure it sucks, but geez, our words don’t come directly from the hands of the Great Cosmic Muffin. Frankly, the ease in which writers can circumvent the need for improvement alarms me. Rather than take an introspective journey inward to consider whether the writing/story simply isn’t marketable, noob authors [noobs=people who don't know what they don't know...and don't care] take the shortcut and go the vanity or Kindle route. Hello, Drek. And this is where the book will finally die an ignoble death.

Please know that I’m talking generalities here. I’ve known plenty authors whose books were fabulous and really deserved to be published, but for whatever reason, weren’t.

“I don’t want to query”: And I don’t want to pay my taxes, but I do want to avoid a court-ordered extended vacation at the taxpayer’s expense. Face it; no one wants to query. So what? Authors who tell me this are basically saying they fear rejection, or possibly know that their writing isn’t up to industry standards. Why this fear to avoid the uncomfortable? Are you serious about this writing gig or are you just playing author because your cooking sucks? Achievement comes from achingly hard work. And come on…don’t tell me it doesn’t feel darn sweet.

“I want to keep more money in my pocket”: Le sigh…don’t we all? JA Konrath can make that statement because he has the ability to do something about it. But do you? Wanting something and working like a dirty dog are two different things. Do you have the intestinal fortitude to work hard enough so that you can ensure you have more money in your pocket? In order to do that, you have to know the business or have a seriously viable platform that will drive readers to your Kindle file.

Intent

And really, you have to ask yourself, “What is the intent for my book? Am I more in love with the idea of calling myself a published author…or is it my intent to produce a great, marketable book?”

Believe me, thar be a huge difference.

Look Before You Leap

At the end of the day, it’s vital to understand that not all writers were created equally, so there is no one-size-fits-all when selling a book. What works very well for the Konraths of the world will invariably fall flat for the new writer. Creating demand without the support of an agent and publisher is achingly hard work – especially if you don’t have a physical product. Additionally, it’s exceedingly hard to create an online presence and, in general, takes years to establish any kind of impressive audience.

If you’re determined to go the Konrath route, consider your intent very carefully before you make any decisions. Think about the decisions that will best honor your hard work – whether it’s stuffing it under the bed, going the query route, or Kindle-izing.


Amazon Kindle Conversion Perversion

October 9, 2008

Anyone considering sending your files into Amazon for their free Kindle conversion, please give this serious thought. This gives way to the adage, ya’s gets whatcha pay for.



I’d contacted Amazon’s Kindle department and worked with a great guy. Very helpful and prompt. He suggested that I send in all our files because Amazon is currently converting the files for free, but they don’t expect that offer to last. Um, yeah. Well, I’ll give you one file because I’ve heard there are numerous problems with the conversions coming out of Amazon.



After four weeks, I received the converted file and uploaded it to my Kindle. With fingies a-twitter, I fired up my electronic love.



So.



They managed to combine the Acknowledgments page with the prologue, and all the paragraphgs are separated by an extra carriage return instead of staying single spaced. They also omitted the linkable Table Of Contents that I included in the original file.



My contact handed my complaints over to the QA team, who doesn’t think the extra carriage returns are “destructive” to the readability of the file. Okaaaaay…maybe not in your world, dude. They felt that the problem lay with the pdf I sent in. Well, duh. That’s why the conversion houses are expensive. The person doing the converting has to go line by line to make sure it compares against the book and converted properly. I told him to kill the file and not take it live.



So for any of my five readers who are thinking of sending anything to Amazon to have them convert it to a Kindle file, go outside and stand in front of a truck and let it run over you. It will feel better than seeing a great book converted into something that looks like it popped out of a vanity press.


It’s love at first button

July 12, 2008

I bought a Kindle. I’m in love. Slap sticky kissy facey love. I spent all yesterday playing with it, and after learning all its ins and outs and uploading manuscripts and submissions, I wonder why I didn’t buy one ages ago. My newfound efficiency is beginning to frighten my family. I can make notes and highlights to my files, and make stickies as to which editor I’ll assign to the project. Think of it; I can make decisions while standing in line at Costco or riding the bike at the gym. Un-freaking-believable.


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