Writing Conferences

September 21, 2007

I spent last weekend in Tucson at the Society of Southwestern Authors’ Wrangling with Writing conference. I will forever gauge every subsequent conference I’m scheduled to speak at against these fine folks. Talk about being treated like royalty. But don’t be fooled, we worked for our supper.

With that work, however, came a hefty amount of respect. I was booked solid with fifteen minute appointments from 9 – 5 for two days. One would think I’d be a blithering idiot by Sunday, but I wasn’t. I was so caught up with the many writers who pitched their ideas to agents and editors that I could only sit back in admiration. It takes a great deal of guts to stick out a big toe out and test the temperature of the water. A writer could be met with frigid repulsion or a broiling cauldron. Many were very nervous and had never done this before.

I admire any writer who attends conferences. It says a great deal about their desire to learn the industry and become better writers. If you ever have the chance to attend a writers’ conference, I hope you make the commitment. You’ll meet many great people and the networking is invaluable.


Sincere apologies…

September 12, 2007

Dear Reviewers, Authors, Agents, and Publicists,

We’d like to state up front that we apologize for the quality of possible hard copy correspondence originating from our office. We thought we had printer problems. After purchasing five new printers, we soon became suspicious of the office mascot…

*I’m kidding


Unbelievable

September 10, 2007

Let’s face it; doing the query/submission thing is akin to having your teeth pulled sans anesthesia. It’s painful, it’s a long, drawn out process, and the author can feel unable to eat or drink for extended periods of time. But if one believes in their work, there’s only one way for someone to see your work; submit it.

The normal process involves researching good agents and/or publishers who produce work in your genre. The comes the query letter – never to be taken lightly, the synopsis – also never to be taken lightly, and the first thirty pages. Bada bing, bada boom.

However, given this diet coke, fast food, MTV, cellphone, I want it now era, there’s an annoying trend wafting about cyberspace. I’m talking about Spam An Editor Because I’m Too Cool/Stupid/Lazy/Important to Submit. This is where announcements are spammed out to a gazillion publishers and agents. Potential purchasers can view promotional copy from the back cover of the book, read a sample chapter of If Only I Had a Brain, then click through a direct link to lulu.com, where the 232-page novel is on sale in soft cover for $14.95, in download for $7.00.

Gee, let me get right on that.

The spam I received today had Amazing Author admitting that he “didn’t want to go through the grind of trying to convince a publisher that I may have come close to committing literature.” He goes on to say that he’s banking on his vast online sales “to convince a mainstream publisher to pick it up.”

So, he’s trying to kill two birds with one stone. He’s pimping to agents and editors to please, please, please buy his book via spam and he’s trying to sell it retail at the same time. Okay, fine, whatever. That’s his right to be clueless. But what bothers me is that he’s just branded himself with a reputation. He’s already communicated to the entire publishing industry (or those he spammed) that he’s too lazy to be bothered with us, so what kind of a promoter will he make? I can see it now: “Yeah, yeah, I decided to blow off that Dalton’s book signing because I had a bunion. Sorry.”

It would be laughable if I weren’t seeing this all too often. I know that Americans are often the mother of invention, but in this case, it’s an embarrassment.


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