Manuscript Crapshoot

December 20, 2007

Publishing is a crap shoot, and we’re constantly asking ourselves, “Is what I just bought going to sell? We have long discussions with our submissions team over this very issue, and a lot of market research is done. “Does the author have a good platform?” is one of the first things our sales teams ask.

In short, it’s an educated guess. And, unfortunately, those seemingly great platforms can blow up in your face. James Frey comes to mind, OJ Simpson (the first time around) is another marketing nightmare. I’m sure that Thomas Nelson, Inc. thought they’d struck gold by signing Lynne Spears – Brittany’s mom – for her tomes of wisdom on motherhood. Personally, I would have laughed myself out of my zip code had this landed on my desk. The idea that the mother of an overindulged rock singer who shaved her head, drove her babies around on her lap, partied hearty ‘til the wee hours of the night has something over June Cleaver in the mothering department is just too funny to consider. Obviously, Thomas Nelson, Inc. felt differently.

Now I read that the younger Spears (star of Nickelodeon’s Zoey 101) has gotten herself in a family way at the tender age of 16. “Shocked,” is how little Jamie Lynn Spears put it when asked about her new bun in the oven.

If I were Thomas Nelson, Inc., shocked would be the understatement of the year. I would have found the bottom of a bottle of Jim Beam tout d’ suite. And I’m fairly certain my distributor would be paying me a “what the hell were you thinking” call. How can anyone sell a mother’s guide with this hanging over their head? Seems they can’t. “The book is delayed indefinitely,” said a Thomas Nelson spokeswoman.

Ouch. I hate to think of trading that advance for a pile of ashes. I feel for the publisher – one of those, “There but for the grace of God go I” things. On the other hand, there’s no way my submissions team would have ever allowed me to bring the idea to the table.


POD – Print On a Dime

December 16, 2007

“I’m totally confused – what is POD publishing?

“Are they a small press?”

“Is POD a good thing or a bad thing?”

These are the three most common questions I hear from bewildered writers. There are many discussions on various writers’ boards, and all of them continue to perpetuate a state of confusion.

History Lesson: POD publishing – Print On Demand publishing – got its start with the advent of the digital printing process, which allowed smaller print runs to be done for a reasonable price. Web based, or offset, printing is the standard form of printing whereby runs of at least 1,000 units clear on up to the hundreds of thousands are done for a reasonable price.

This digital printing process was dubbed Print On Demand because it allowed the publisher to print only where there was a demand for the book. All publishers – from the big houses down to the small commercial presses – utilize the digital printing process to some degree. Most of us use the digital press for our Advanced Reader Copies (ARCs), uncorrected proofs that are sent to the trade magazines for review, and to authors’ publicists, etc. We also use the digital process for backlist books whose demand is still quasi active but don’t warrant a large offset run.

What Happened Next: The Print On Demand digital printing process gave way to the Print On Demand business plan – and this is where the confusion began. Suddenly anyone with a pulse could now hang out their shingle and call themselves a publisher. Problem is, publishing requires money. Lots of it – something that the Print On Demand business model doesn’t have. After all, why should they? Printing teensy runs requires far less money. And the beauty of this was that these new publishers only printed books where an actual sale had come through – hence my dubbing this business model Print On a Dime.

Since Print On a Dime publishers don’t have the money to hire a crack team, which consists of experienced editors, cover designers, marketing people, and distribution, these digital books were far inferior to the commercial press product. They tended to sign authors whose writing wasn’t ready for prime time, editing was often horrendous, cover designs were amateurish, and storylines weren’t marketable or professionally written. To make things worse, books had no return policy, which is an industry standard. This meant that stores couldn’t return books and were stuck with the stock and zero demand.

Because of the overall lack of quality, the publishing industry quickly turned their noses up at this new breed of publisher. Stores wouldn’t carry their books and the trade magazines wouldn’t review their books. Distribution became a problem because Print On a Dime publishers couldn’t afford to accept returns for their books. After all, whether the books sell or not, the print run still must be paid for.

Over the years things have changed (return policies), but the basic premise remains unchanged, and Print On a Dime books remain the industry’s black sheep of the family. What’s unforgivable, in my opinion, is the wake of sorrow for nearly every Print On a Dime author.

“Are they a small press?”

In a word – no. Print On a Dime business models will tell anyone who will listen that they are, indeed, a small press. But with the advent of this model, the industry must further define “small press” in order to avoid confusion. The way I get around this is to clarify the difference by using “small commercial press” and POD press because the two business models are entirely different.

Print On a Dime business models often tell authors that they are a small press, and this makes them appear as something they aren’t through omission. They invariably don’t tell authors that they don’t do large print runs, that they don’t have proper distribution, their books won’t be reviewed, and they won’t be on store shelves. Instead they’ll say that, yes, they do print runs, which, technically, is correct – if not misleading, that their books are “available” in all the stores (meaning that they’re in the databases but not the shelves), that, oh my yes, we have distribution through Ingram and Baker & Taylor.

“Is POD a good thing or a bad thing?”

Obviously I’m the wrong one to ask. It’s my belief that many/most of the Print On a Dime publishers gain authors through a series of smoke and mirrors, and I have a real problem with that. What are those smoke and mirror tactics? Here are a few:

Tactic 1: “We give new authors a chance.”

Please. New authors are published by the big, mid-sized, and small commercial presses every day. This is used to ad nauseam in order to make the author believe that these are the good guys and all the big bad presses are trying to squeeze out new voices. In truth, publishing has and never will be mistaken for the Great Benevolent Society. We love good books, and we base our businesses solely on the belief that we can get a large number of people to buy them. In order to do this, we have to produce a quality product that will entice chain buyers to order our books and get them on the store shelves. Print On a Dime lacks money, so they can’t produce a quality product.

Tactic 2: “POD means digital printing, and all publishers use this. There’s no difference between us.”

This particular tactic creates so much confusion for authors because it creates the notion that the only differences between us is the use of digital printing and that PODs are being unfairly labeled. Large and small commercial presses do use the digital technology, but for far different reasons. Our business models are entirely different.

Tactic 3: “We’re saving trees, and that’s why we only print books that have actual orders.”

This tactic is routinely cranked out by a particularly nasty POD publisher and it’s quite painful to see this propagate various writers’ boards. There are two good reasons to have short digital runs. The first reason is Advanced Reader Copies. These are uncorrected proofs that go out to the media and trade magazine reviewers. This is often seen as an expensive luxury that Print On a Dime business models can’t afford because no one pays for these books. They come out of the publisher’s pocket.

The other reason is for using the digital press is for backlist titles. These are the titles that have been out for over a year, have gone through their print run, but still have demand – albeit smaller. In our particular case, we discuss what the demand is with our distributor and order a digital run based on those figures.

Tactic 4: “All authors, including those from the large houses, must promote their books.”

Yes, author promotion is extremely important in creating a buzz, and what irritates me so much about this tactic is that it creates this notion that what they’re asking of their authors is in some way industry standard. It isn’t. Many authors have PR plans that include giving seminars, interviews, TV appearances, etc. But all of this is done in conjunction with the commercial publisher. We send out literally hundreds of ARCs and press releases to anyone the author (or their publicist) feels serve as a “big mouth.” Print On a Dime publishers can’t do this because, again, it’s money out of their empty pockets.

The Print On a Dime author is forced into a much larger role than merely PR. They’re forced to go into stores and beg for shelf space or sell their books out of the trunks of their car.

Tactic 5: “Why of course we have distribution!”

Another misleading tactic that causes a ton of heartache because it’s not the truth. They’ll tell authors that they have distribution, which is the single biggest problem of their entire model. Yes, their titles are usually listed through Ingram and Baker & Taylor, but these guys aren’t distributors. They’re warehouse distributors – a centralized warehouse where bookstores can order books. Ingram and B&T do not have a sales force who is out there pitching their titles to the genre buyers. If there is no one pitching their books, then who is going to sell the books since the Print On a Dime business model lacks the funds for a marketing and sales team? Answer: the authors.

Print On a Dime makes their money by employing their authors as an unpaid sales force and distributor. Authors buy their books at often low discounts – 30, 35, 45% off the retail price. Some actually have tiered discount percentages whereby those who buy larger quantities get the larger discount. This is nothing more than an enticement for the author to buy more books and keep the publisher afloat. Some of the more distasteful PODs make very tidy sums of money with this practice and are able to buy helicopters and such.

In Closing:

Because Print On a Dime publishing is constantly in need of money, it’s not unusual that the principal owner(s) has a full time job elsewhere. If they’re spending eight hours at a day job, how much energy and time does anyone think will be left over for the publishing business?

Whether Print On a Dime publishing is a good idea is dependent upon the author. Many writers are anxious to be published immediately, and this is where PODs shine. They excel at creating this notion of entitlement – that every author deserves to be published. Before too long, the undereducated author says, “Hell yes, they’re right! I do deserve to be published.” And rather than perfect their writing and go agent hunting, they play right into the PODs hands and become one of the thousands whose books will invariably slip into the black hole of anonymity. Face it, publishing is a tough industry, so if something looks too good to be true, it invariably is.

I have to ask myself why anyone would dishonor their writing in this way.


Do You Have What It Takes?

December 5, 2007

Someone asked me a few days ago what decisions go into my buying a particular manuscript. Obviously the writing comes first and that it fits within our publishing parameters. But there are other elements that comprise my decision to go before my submissions committee and fight for a particular work. I have to justify to my board and distributor why I believe it will sell, and believe it or not, it’s not only about the writing. A writer has to have the full enchilada – the meat, the cheese, olives, onions, sour cream, and that really great sauce that’s hot, but not too hot. I want that satisfying burp when I read the work and talk with the author.

Now, my submissions committee has no desire to see or hear my burps, but they do want to hear what makes me believe the author has what it takes.

· Passion. It’s one thing to feel passionate about a fresh box of Twinkies. It’s quite another to let that passion flow through a writer’s words. It’s the difference between telling me a story and taking me hostage. Passion is what takes a writer through the often frustrating and time consuming research phase. I’m well acquainted with this, as I researched for over a year when writing my own book. There were times that my characters and story were only things fueling me as I boarded yet another plane to pick the brain of some doc’s clinic. An editor can smell passion a mile away.

· Commitment. By this time, I’ve talked at length with the author to get a feeling for their level of commitment. Is this a serious writer who has more books in them, or are they a hobbyist who happens to write very well? I’m not going to sign the hobbyist. I’ve been burned enough times to smell the difference. Hobbyists’ books tend to sell poorly because they aren’t committed to seeing their project all the way through. They’ve turned it over to the publisher and abandoned it for other endeavors.

· Confidence. The writer who submits with a tone of apology for taking up my time, but would I please, kindly, look at their submission is someone who’s probably going to receive a rejection letter. Writers do not spend inordinate amount of hours writing a story only to apologize for doing so. A lack of confidence tells me that the author doesn’t believe in himself or his writing. It’s like he’s submitting with his hands covering his eyes. Publishing is not for the faint of heart, and every writer must have their eyes wide open and their engines revved.

· Patience. Ours is a business of hurry up and wait. We rush to sign the author and wait to get them into editing. We rush to get your cover art and wait for reviews to come in. We rush to get the books to market and wait for it to catch fire. Asking questions throughout the production process is fine. Nagging is not. You nag me, or any editor from any publishing house, and you’ll find your picture gracing the company dart board. The squeaky wheel doesn’t always get the grease. We’re in the business to sell books, and, unless they’re smoking crack, it’s extremely unlikely that a publisher is going to forget about an author’s upcoming release.

· Energy. I love an author who is rarin’ to go and has a million ideas as to how they plan on promoting their book – and so does our distributor. The first thing buyers ask our sales people is, “What is the author doing to promote?” If we can come back with all kinds of entertaining and exhausting ways that the author is out there, they automatically bump up the number of their order. Energy feeds off of energy, and there are fewer people who get on an energetic high than I do when discussing PR strategy with an equally energetic author. My mind goes into overdrive, and I’ve been known to whip out full scale PR plans in one phone conversation.

· Understanding the industry. I’ve belabored this many times. Any author who refuses to know how this crazy business works can never be friends with me. It’s not that I’m a snob, but look at it from my perspective; why would anyone spend countless hours writing a story from their heart, blithely turn it over to someone else, and go on their merry way? Shouldn’t that writer be interested in how their work is going to be morphed from manuscript to bound book and understand the various steps it takes to sell that book? It’s like buying a used car without seeing its history report.

It’s very difficult to work with an undereducated author because it forces me to continually explain every process. If the author doesn’t understand the business, chances are they don’t understand PR. In this day and age of intense competition, we have our pick of very talented authors. All writing being equal, who would we choose – the writer who understands the industry and the need to promote, or the one who knows nothing? The writer who puts their best foot forward and comes to the table prepared is the one who gets my attention – and the attention of most of my editor friends.

Keep in mind that these elements alone aren’t going to guarantee a best seller or even a contract. I’m just saying that of the authors we have signed, those who displayed these characteristics had far better sell throughs. Because of this, I am always willing to jump through many more hoops for them.


Hello, is there a brain in the house?

December 3, 2007

There’s a growing number of writers out there in etherland who are wandering around without their brains. I rarely say this because I’m a writer myself and would hate to be accused of leaving my cerebral cortex in my other purse. However, given the recent rash of odd submissions, I can only deduce that the glue had peeled back from many a head and allowed brains to go begging on the sidewalk.

Submitting or querying is fairly straightforward. It doesn’t require an advanced degree or special dispensation from the Pope. All one need do is go to the agent or publisher of their choice and determine if they produce or represent the kind of work you write. If they do, the next step is to review their guidelines. Carefully. What could be easier, right?

In the past month, I’ve received five CD’s. Do these people really believe that I’m going to d/load anything unsolicited to my harddrive?? Oh, one came in a very pretty envelope and promised me that I was seeing the very best of American literature. Really? Well, not if it’s on a C-freaking-D. All went directly into the trash.

I received a submission that was filled with a slew of photos and also promised that I was getting the next thriller that will turn America on its ear. Wow. Really cool. Except we don’t pub thrillers. Like an idiot, I wrote this guy back – something I rarely do – to tell him that rather than including all the hoo ha pictures and sensational drivel, he might consider including a synopsis. My jaw dropped in my lap when he called the office to inform me that I’d hurt his feelings. I suggested that perhaps he was pursuing the wrong hobby. Obviously he’s never seen a scathing PW review.

This month’s winner goes to the clever writer who told me that he’d written his first “autobiographical novel,” huh?, and had come to the conclusion that it was horrifically inept, “unequivocably” disastrous, and a magnanimous train wreck transcribed to paper, but that he hoped I would consider publishing it. He not only felt I should see this, but that fifteen other publishers should as well – as we were all listed in the address line. The added bonus was his P.S. which apologized for the mass email and oh, so, hoped he hadn’t broken any protocol. Nah, no worries, dude, I’d love nothing more than to publish someone’s horrifically inept train wreck of a manuscript. I may pull out my toenails with a rusty set of pliers just for kicks.

So, for Christmas, I’ve asked Santa to give fresh batches of glue sticks in hopes that this brave new world of writers puts them to good use. As for me, I’ve asked Santa to up my order for Jim Beam.


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