Distribution Series #1 – why does it matter to you?

January 31, 2011

There’s book distribution and then there’s book distribution. Since we have such a wide array of experiences, I thought I’d do a series about distribution because it’s vital to your literary career. Knowledge is power, and you need it in order to maximize your ability to make good, solid decisions.

According to the dictionary, Distribution is the state or manner of being distributed.

Sounds simple, right?

Wrong.

HOW books are distributed makes all the difference in the world. It’s the difference between watching your books die a slow, lonely, obscure death and enjoying fabulous sales and wide availability.

I know, I can hear you now – But, Pricey, what can we do to influence how our publishers distribute our books?

Well, let’s talk about that, shall we? But before we do that, it’s important to know the differences between distributors.

The Distribution Process – The good, the bad, and the ugly

For starters, distributors are not created equally, and I’m the first to suggest that it’s better not to be distributed at all than distributed poorly. A crappy distributor will take a publisher’s money, NOT get the books into stores, and do one of two things – a) go out of business or b) assume as little risk as possible.

Either way, the publisher loses. And if they lose, so do you. So let’s get down to basics.

The Good

The good distributors have sales reps – both in house and commissioned. The in house sales reps take care of of national accounts like B&N, libraries, Target, Wal-Mart, specialty venues. The commissioned reps deal with the individual stores in their region.

But it doesn’t just stop with the sales reps. They also employ an entire support staff who do nothing but work toward getting your publisher’s titles nationally stocked. This means that you have marketing and publicity staff at your fingertips, along with the angels who put together the catalog twice a year. And let’s not forget the folks who keep track of stock and the blessed soul who deals directly with the large chain buyers.

They have excellent communication and offer advice on marketing, promotion, cover design, focus, print runs. Suddenly a publisher doesn’t consist of just their own staff, but rather an entire football team whose focus on helping their client publishers be successful.

I tend to call these lovely nugget o’ love Cadillac Distributors.

The Bad

The Bad sucks. Let’s just get it out there right now. There isn’t anything in between The Good and The Bad because this is an either/or business. You either do great, or you suck. The Bad may have commissioned sales reps as well, but they probably split their time working for other distributors. It becomes a matter of to whom do they give more weight? Your distributor or someone else who is possibly a bit higher on the food chain?

The Bad may be a new distributor who hasn’t been on the block too long and they don’t have established reputations within the industry. This has a trickle down effect because this business is based on who you know. If your publisher’s distributor is starting from scratch, they may not have a real clue how difficult it is to sell books to the stores and probably doesn’t have their foot in the door. They may be vastly underfunded. In their ignorance, they may take on risky publishers who don’t have marketable books. They may not have held back enough in reserves to allow for returns, thus putting them at financial risk.

All of these elements spell disaster for your publisher – and for your book. I know because we lived it. We busted our hump signing quality books with marketable stories and authors with good platforms, but The Bad had constant trouble with their sales teams. We had several extremely big regional books that should have been in every store, yet they weren’t. We screamed and yelled, and The Bad apologized profusely, stating that they were in the process of replacing their regional reps. Great. Fabulous. How does that help us and our books? We ended up doing it ourselves. Oh yes, The Bad got their cut from all of our hard work. One book even made the LA Times bestseller list. They were thrilled, of course. We seethed because this was no team effort. We’d done it all.

But as with most new start ups, they took on too few marketable publishers, and the dogs dragged the rest of us down. When we all suffered the Huge Return Implosion several years ago, The Bad was driven into bankruptcy because they hadn’t kept enough money in reserves to ward against returns. This means that the publishers actually had to write them a check to pay for the returns. They couldn’t/wouldn’t pay. So The Bad went belly up owing us over ten grand. We’ll never see it.

Ever.

The Ugly

What could be worse than being owed ten grand? Sadly, it gets worse. Much worse. There are distributors who profess to be far more than they really are. They’ll avoid specifics, thus keeping their publishers in the dark about what they can, can’t, won’t do for their clients. This is especially insidious because the publisher ends up being in the dark as much as the author, and it can all fall to bantha twaddle  in a matter of months.

This can result in your book not even getting the attention of a genre buyer, library, or specialty account because the distributor doesn’t even have sales teams. The Ugly offers zero support because they aren’t really interested in standard distribution. Instead, The Ugly is a glorified Ingram or Baker & Taylor, meaning that they’ll wait for orders to come in and they’ll ship out. They send out catalogs, but do no follow-up to take orders.

They are reactionary rather than proactive.

They do this in order to decrease their risk. As we saw with The Bad, distributors can go belly up if they overextend themselves. The Ugly avoids all that by being the middleman for the publisher and the buyers. So, you’re asking, “Pricey, how do the buyers know to order if there’s no one pitching the books? Do they even know the book exists?”

Ding! Ding! Ding!

The publisher ends assuming all the risk for marketing and promotion without any help from The Ugly. Let’s use an example. Say you have a book that has a huge marketplace and the author has a fabulous platform. I’m talking about the Cadillac-stars-in-alignment kind of book. Obviously the publisher is pulling out all the stops to promote and market the book. In a perfect world, the publisher’s distributor’s sales reps have been out for six months prior pushing the book.

Not so in the case of The Ugly. They do nothing. This means that while your publisher has been busting a gut to make a big deal about your book, the distributor has done nothing to get the book stocked in the stores before the book’s release. So when your book comes out to great fanfare…no one can buy your book.

Or even find it.

This creates a huge bottleneck because everyone is now clamoring to get the book in stock. The Ugly can’t get the books out to market fast enough. You would think this would thrill the pants off everyone. Not so. What happens is that many stores end up not getting the stock because orders get lost or misdirected. Or worse, the orders take so long to fulfill, demand quickly drops off. Remember,distribution is about the ability to feed that instant gratification that call demand. If it drops off due to The Ugly’s lack of effort, then your publisher could be stuck with a warehouse of books.

And who do you think takes the gas for this debacle? Your publisher…from both sides, no less. You, the author, will be furious (and rightly so), and the book buyers will be foaming at the mouth. And let’s not forget the customers who are clamoring for the book. Who wins? The Ugly – because all they did was fulfill orders. They assumed zero risk of returns because those books are flying out the door so fast, everyone’s head is spinning. They’re on Cloud 9. And for all their “help,” they’ll collect their “distribution” fees that they happily get to keep because they don’t have marketing or sales teams on staff.

Oh. And they might further tie the publisher’s hands by not allowing them to contact individual bookstores to pitch their new books, saying that it’s a breach of contract. The Ugly types believe that individual stores don’t want to be contacted – which is hogwash – so they will only deal at the corporate level, and force the publisher to keep their mitts off the stores.

But one needs to take that logic one step further. Corporate isn’t as in tune with retail customers as the individual stores are, so it’s a huge mistake to ever cut them out of the picture. We’ve had many cases where the individual stores clamored for a book to the point where Corporate got off their butts and sent a P.O.

Anyone who is looking to be driven out of business needs to look no further than The Ugly type of distributor. The publisher can have the most amazing book in the world and be driven out of business because no one is pitching their books to the buyers.

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So those are the specifics about the kinds of distribution that exist. Tuesday I’ll talk about: Why doesn’t everyone have The Good Distribution and Distribution is a Team Effort.


Woman who dumped condiments in book drop pleads guilty

January 31, 2011

I’m tempted to shout, “Throw the book at her!”…but it would be wrong, somehow. Check this article out. Makes me wince just thinking about it.


Email stationary – there’s artsy fartsy, and then there’s unwise

January 28, 2011

I remember when I first became proficient enough to do all kinds of fun things with my email…adding a signature line, making a stationary background. It brought me back to the days when my friends used to dot the letter “i” with little hearts. I was always too chicken to do that because I didn’t have a cool purple pen. I stumbled along with my regulation blue Bic pen and secretly cheered my friends on when the teacher upbraided them for not writing in blue ink. A closet renegade…that’s me.

So when Word gave me all those options, I went nuts. I used to change my stationary background on my emails hourly. So many choices. Twinkling stars! Glowy moons! Little blue hearts! Stripes! Wavy lines! Ohhh, Nirvana.

And then I grew up and knew that this type of thing was fun for friends, but it seemed to send the wrong message when emailing my daughter’s inept, brain-dead English teacher who’d rather show Bowling For Columbine rather than teach her composition. How can one rip someone a new orifice with little dancing faeries tripping across the page?

So when I get a query letter with little rosy flowers splashed across the page, I think this author needs additional time to grow up.

I can’t recommend this enough: separate your personal and professional emails. Your professional email should be your name with a nice, boring plain white background. A sig line isn’t a bad idea because that’s where you’d put your contact info and website. Cutesy-pie makes most of us with black-hearts and no souls gag.


Off time

January 28, 2011

This is what goes on in the Batcave when I’m not editing…

Don't you wish you had one?

‘Tis a great way to advertise your book!


Birthday fun

January 27, 2011

Mah momma

I’m escaping the Batcave to start my weekend early down in Palm Springs in order to celebrate my mom’s birthday. I know we all get sloppy over our moms, but this is my blog, and I can get as sloppy as I want.

Mom is fabulous, supportive, kind, gentle, and my very best friend…after my hubby, that is. And more to the point, she puts up with my shit.

Happy Birthday, Mom. You’re the very best of Momhood, and I’m so lucky to have you in my life. You da bomb!


Psst…want to waste your time?

January 25, 2011

Well, here’s how to do it. Don’t read anyone’s submissions guidelines. Eh, those are for the tourists!

Print out a cover letter that has nothing to do with what the publisher produces and include:

  • Your title page
  • Your dedication page
  • Your Acknowledgment page
  • Your TOC
  • Your forward
  • Your first thirty-odd pages
  • And separate them with really cool gold paperclips

Hey, it’s only ink, right? Then go blow five or six bucks to mail it…and make sure you don’t include an SASE. And why should you? You’re the next Hemingway. Why be bothered with such trifles?

If you do that, I promise you one thing – the overworked and underpaid editor will demand the beagle make her a fresh pitcher of margaritas, and toss the entire submission into the recycle bin.

Oh.

She’ll keep the really cool gold paperclips.


Writers Digest jumps in bed with Author Solutions

January 24, 2011

I had an out-of-body experience upon reading the news about Writers Digest partnering with Author Solutions to form a new vanity publishing company. It boggles the mind so much that I need to repeat myself.

Writers Digest…a company who has a earned a solid reputation over the years has joined with…

Author Solutions.

As quoted in their press release:

Writer’s Digest editor, Abbott Press is devoted to helping writers improve their work and realize their dreams of getting published.

For starters, any kind of verbiage that includes “helping realize authors’ dreams of getting published” makes my hair hurt. I appreciate there are authors whose books are wonderful and, for whatever reason, can’t get published. It could be for lack of a market or a heavily impacted category/genre. But MOST of the vanity books flooding the market simply aren’t publishable on any level.

So let’s dispense with the whole “giving you the chance you deserve” garbage. It’s disingenuous and ignorant.

It’s all about the money, baby

It doesn’t matter what these publishers anyone say, or how they try to wrap themselves in a cloak of goodwill and magnanimous benevolence – the truth is it’s about the money. Vanity publishing is a vast, untapped profit center that will earn A LOT of money because there are a record number of writers who all desire to see their name on the cover of a book.

What’s worse is that Author Solutions will run Abbott Press.

Why does my heart hurt?

Then I remembered Victoria Strauss’ post on Writer Beware. And then I knew why I felt faint for all the new, unsuspecting writers who will be caught in this web.

Ok, that might be unfair, but I urge you to read Vic’s post, and you’ll see why I’m pulling out a black armband. It seems like everything that Author Solutions touches turns to cow manure.

Reputation

Writer’s Digest has enjoyed a stellar reputation for many, many years, and I can’t help but feel like they just took a small step down to SlimyTown. It’s like well-respected magazines charging for reviews. I think it’s slimy and denigrates the purity of a review. So why would Writer’s Digest – like Harlequin and their Dellarte Press – take this route and accept a hit to their reputation? Well, the money is great.

Hmm. Seems I’ve just come full circle.

So while WD and AS laugh themselves to the bank, I hope we don’t start hearing complaints about poor quality, mistakes, lost material, and ignorant customer service reps. I have to assume Writer’s Digest did their market research with this company and knows what possible fate awaits Abbott Press.

‘Tis a dark day when another solid company falls into bed with bedbugs. My only hope is that authors won’t suffer too many bites.

Edited to add: For a discussion about the differences between Self-Publishing and Vanity, visit Jane Smith’s fabulous blog.


And speaking of reviews…the bad makes good

January 24, 2011

In my Bite Your Tongue post, I talked about the need to remain professional in the face of adversity. In this post, I’m going to suggest that you lean into those bad reviews as a way of maturing and improving your writing.

I’m not talking about the ones that are personal attacks. Those folks have mental problems. Though even the scathing, angry reviews could have some grain of truth.

What, Pricey? You want to depress me even more?

No, not at all. I want you to take your writing seriously and be willing to listen to opinions that are vastly different from yours. If you only read the great reviews, you aren’t learning – you’re basking. Preening. And why not? You’ve earned your praise and lovely reviews. But when you’ve downed a few of the beagle’s margaritas and consumed a box of Twinkies, read the bad ones, too. They’re eye openers.

I know lots of authors detest the Amazon review feature, but I love it. Just last night I happened to check the reviews of one of our backlist titles. I went down to the three-star reviews (he didn’t get anything worse than that) and read what they had to say. They were generally happy with the book and felt it a great tool, but they commented on what they felt was lacking.

Their comments impressed me because I noticed there weren’t any other books that deal with those issues. This means a book that had that information would be in a league of its own. I know this has big audience potential so I’m in the process of writing up a book proposal for the author to see if he’d like to do another book that deals with those specific issues. Had I never read those three star reviews, I wouldn’t have come up with the idea for another book. Since his first book still sells very well after all these years, I’m sure this next one would have a long shelf life as well.

Now this is nonfiction. But bad reviews are an equal opportunity employer. I see many, many solid reviews on Amazon that cut to the chase in a professional manner and explain why the book didn’t work for them. But even the angry ones sometimes have something valid to say regarding plot development, the characters, pacing, flow.

My advice? Don’t shoot the messenger. These are people who paid for your book. They’re your readership. If you’re serious about your craft, then listen to what they’re telling you. Cut through the vitriol and look for the advice. Some of it may not be worth the cyber ink they’re written on, but I promise you, them thar’s tomes o’ gold in there.

How ’bout it? Is there a time when a stinging review opened your eyes?

Pay attention. Lean into the bad. Learn. Get over yourself.

 


Freezing…

January 23, 2011

Being a Southern Californian, I don’t always appreciate the finer nuances of frigid temps. It wasn’t until our trip to Minneapolis that I understood that not every state has perpetual sun and warm temperatures.

But I have to admit, you folks out in FreezerLand have a great sense of humor…

This is incredibly clever!

 


Having had my privacy invaded at the airport…

January 23, 2011

I thought I’d offer the following year-to-date statistics on Airport Screening from the Department of Homeland Security:

Terrorist Plots Discovered 0
Transvestites 133
Hernias 1,485
Hemorrhoid Cases 3,172
Enlarged Prostates 8,249
Breast Implants 59,350
Natural Blondes 3

Suck it, TSA. And to the man who felt every crevice on my hubby in front of God and country AND had the nerve to wink at me, you’re lucky I left my bug spray at home.


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