I’m a perfect fit, so why did you reject me?

May 31, 2010

I spent some time this past weekend getting caught up with queries and submissions. Out of twenty-five queries that were sitting in my goodie pile, I asked to see full proposals on two, and rejected the rest. Out of three proposals, I’ve rejected one and am still reading the other two.

As invariably happens, someone I rejected emails back wondering if my list is full and whether they’d misinterpreted my submission guidelines. I know what they’re getting at. They were under the impression their work was a perfect fit for us, and are puzzled as to why  I rejected them. And sure, on the face of it, the works do fit our guidelines. But that doesn’t mean I’m going to request pages.

The fact that you queried someone who publishes the type of work you happen to have written isn’t cause célèbre.  I mean, that’s WHY publishers have submission guidelines – to save all of us from wasting everyone’s time. All this confirms is that your reading comprehension skills are spot on. But that doesn’t instantly translate over to the fact that I’m going to be interested in reviewing the work.

Editors reject at the query stage for a whole host of reasons. But the main elements that go into my decisions are:

  1. Am I passionate about this story?
  2. Do I believe I can sell it to the marketplace?
  3. Do I believe the author has a large enough platform in which to help promote the book?

Am I passionate about this story?

Being a small publisher, I have the luxury of throwing my passion into every work we publish. That’s why it’s so hard for me to pick a favorite Behler book. I love them all for many different reasons. And I think this element goes into every editor’s thought process. We have to be passionate about what we choose because we have to fight for it over the lifetime of that book.

We have to convince our sales teams that it’s worthy. We have to convince reviewers why they’d be hoof-sucking bovines for reviewing this book. We have to convince libraries and bookstores that they’d be Butthead’s’ inbred second cousin if they don’t shelf/buy this title. All this takes passion because it’s spread over a long period of time. That’s why orphaned books [books who have lost their editors] often get canceled. They’ve lost their biggest advocate.

So what makes me passionate about a query that’s only one page long?

Communication: This is your story, so did you communicate effectively so that I have a clear view of its foundations? I do own a tinfoil hat, but it often clashes with my outfit, so I let the beagle wear it. Works great when she’s buying lottery tickets.

Many times I reject something and the author writes back stating that I misunderstood their story. Weeellll…until the day arrives when I can climb inside the peaks and valleys of your melon, I’m hindered by what you send me. You gotta say it right the first time, ‘cos thar don’t be no second chances.

Unique: Does the story – be it fiction or nonfiction – have a unique twist that piques my interest? And yes, this is subjective. And no, you have no way of knowing what that is because I don’t even know what it is – not until I see it.

Characters: Do I love the characters? Are they people I’ll fall in love with so much that I care what happens to them? They are the vehicle that makes your story sing. Flop characters = dry rot as far as I’m concerned.

Message: Sure, I want to be entertained, but I also want to learn something along the way. I want my life to be altered and elevated in some manner. So I look for what the story has to say,  the overall message. I want to walk away from a book and feel that I’m a wiser/more thoughtful/introspective/smarter/kinder person for having read it. The stronger the impact, the higher my passion for the project. It’s a good thing if I’m blown out of my chair.

Do I believe I can sell it to the marketplace?

It may be that you’ve presented me with cool characters, some hearty food for thought, and a unique storyline, but that doesn’t mean I can sell it that that fickle mistress, The Marketplace. These are the hard rejections. They have all the elements that get my passionate juices flowing, but I’m unsure if  it will appeal to a wide enough audience to warrant the costs of publication.

Yeah, about that Almighty Dollar: I’ve been embroiled in enough debates that denigrate being a slave to the Almighty Dollar and how it’s the root of all evil because it counts out some really good books. But facts are that I need that Almighty Dollar in order to keep the beagle in designer dog chewies and electricity powering my batcave. That means I have to look for books I believe will sell.

And yes, these are the times when I don’t like my job so much and wish we ran on an economy of designer dog chewies. I have lots of those.

Do I believe the author has a large enough platform in which to help promote the book?

There are times when all the stars aren’t quite in alignment – and I really hate it when the stars don’t play nice. I’m talking about the many topics written in an impacted category – cancer, bipolar disorder, divorce, family issues, Alzheimer’s. I can almost feel my trigger finger caressing the rejection button. But wait, sez my inner demons. Check out their bio.

Cha-ching! Platform.

There are so many worthy books that are written to enlighten, educate, inspire, and soothe. And many of those are in heavily impacted categories and take a big voice in order to be heard above the din of competing titles on a crowded bookshelf. None of those speak more loudly than a big author platform.

Rejection was nearly the end result with Barry Petersen’s Jan’s Story because the first words that bounced off his agent’s query was Alzheimer’s. Whoa babe, seen a gajillion of these. But I was intrigued because it was Early Onset Alzheimer’s. When one does an Amazon check, the number of Early Onset Alzheimer’s personal journeys slurks down to very few. And no one has Barry’s platform. Or his incredible story.

In the amount of time it takes to say, “beagle, fire up the blender,” I knew that Barry’s book would become the Great Yoda of Early Onset Alzheimer’s because no other book adequately expresses the personal journey of those left behind to care for the young victims of this cruel disease. If not for Barry’s platform, his book would probably not bear the Alzheimer’s Association’s logo or be on its meteoric rise as a “gotta have it.”

Yes, rejection blows, and it’s all too easy to scratch your head and wonder if the Cosmic Muffin is agin you. “What’s it take?” you scream. Well, a lot of things, actually.


Memorial Day

May 30, 2010

I have five veterans in my family. Thank you, Dad, Grampie, Brian, Brad, and Johnathan for your service and devotion to our country. You are my heroes.


Book signing season…

May 30, 2010

…can be great or well…take a look.

*happily stolen from Janet Reid

“I want to keep my e-book rights!”

May 27, 2010

This is something that authors may start saying when negotiating contract rights. After all, they’ve seen JA Konrath do well with his e-books, so why not keep a bigger piece of the pie? As I wrote in my blog post All Writers Were Not Created Equally I outline the reasons that what rocks for JA won’t necessarily rock for you.

But this post isn’t about authors who decide to forgo publishers altogether, but are negotiating with publishers for print/e-book rights. Here is a big thing to consider: This is a deal killer.

And here’s why:

It’s true that many things in contracts are negotiable – foreign rights, movie rights, royalties, sell-through break downs, audio book rights, etc. But with the e-book phenom, publishers are about as likely to negotiate e-book rights as I am to increase the beagle’s weekly tequila budget.

For publishers, doing an e-book is the natural extension to the print rights. We’ve already spent thousands on editing, cover design, interior design and layout, marketing and promotion, so it goes to reason that we will insist on the e-book rights.

Avoiding Confusion

Physical and e-books are the peanut butter and jelly sandwich of the publishing industry. They go together. There was a comment in my prior post about how authors in the near future might have two publishers; one who does physical book and the other who produces the e-book.

Who’s on first? I don’t see that happening for a single minute. Creating an e-book is very simple for us because we’ve already gone to the expense and done the hard part. If we went to a two-publisher system for a single title, who would take precedence? Would the e-publisher rush the book out to market, thus usurping the print publisher’s ability to splash onto the market first? Print publishers put a ton of energy into marketing books, and they aren’t likely to be thrilled at having their thunder stolen.

Editing: Then there is the matter of editing. If you have two editors for a single title, you could very well end up with two different books. How I edit a book is quite different from another editor, so the door would now be opened for “which book was best?” A print publisher, who has spent far more money on their books than an e-publisher, isn’t going to sit idly by and watch sales slip past them.

Control the timing

Print publishers want to control the timing between their various mediums. For instance, publishers who print hardbacks usually keep them out there for about a year before going into mass or trade paperback. The same thing goes for print to e-book. Many are only allowing the print version to be available for six months before releasing them in e-books. Others are releasing them at the same time.

If they don’t have the e-book rights, then they lose that control. Again, no publisher wants to spend gazonga bucks only to be scooped by the e-book.

So before you insist on negotiating your e-book rights [provided the publisher hasn't already prepared a voodoo doll in your honor], here are some things to think about:

File: You’ll have to create a whole new file since the publisher won’t release their file to you. Yes, you already have the version that you submitted, and probably the edited file from the publisher, but if the publisher has a brain in their head, they’ll have wording in the contract that prevents you from using that file. So, as I mentioned above, you’ll be putting out two different books – your publisher’s version and yours.

Cover design: What goes for the file also goes for cover design. They own the cover, and you won’t be allowed to use theirs. You need to submit cover art when putting your e-books on the online stores. Will buyers make the association between the physical and e-book if they have two different covers?

Linkability: With Amazon, for instance, the e-book automatically links to the physical book – as can be seen here with Donna Ballman’s brilliant The Writer’s Guide to the Courtroom. If the publisher doesn’t have those rights, there is no way…let me repeat that…NO WAY that they’ll allow your e-book to link with their physical book.

Remember, they’ve spent thousands on your book. This means they have a stronger marketing and promotion arm than you do [in general]. This means they will drive readers to the physical book. The only way people will find your e-book on Amazon is if they google your name or the title. Obviously you’ll put your book in all the other online bookstores, but you’ll do so without the backing of your publisher.

In a word; you’re working against each other.

ISBN: As I mentioned in my previous post, you’ll need to buy an ISBN for your book. It ain’t free.

As I said at the beginning, this is most likely going to be a deal breaker, so tread carefully and consider whether it’s worth it. You could very easily find yourself looking for another editor, or dealing with an agent who is ready to slice and dice you into a million little pieces for shark bait.


Squirrels are a lot like getting published…

May 26, 2010

…they gotta work hard, but oh, it’s so worth it!


E-books – royalties, production costs, and sales, oh my!

May 24, 2010

Brian Clegg – brilliant author extraordinaire and all around great gent, commented in a previous post:

What’s interesting is how does the cost of getting an ebook into the shops compare with the cost of physical book, including production, shipping and dealing with returns, on top of all the same costs as the ebook? And how does the net revenue then compare? So ultimately, taking all this into account, how does the ratio of earning per ebook to earning per physical book compare with the ratio of royalties on the two?

I thought it a great discussion, so I decided to make a separate post to discuss these issues. There is a lot of comparing apples and oranges with e-books and physical books in terms of who’s doing the publishing – authors or publishers. So for this post, I’m going to take the viewpoint of publisher and we’re trying to figure out how all e-books vs. physical royalties and advances will eventually wash out.

Of course, it comes down to cost.

Cost comparisons for the bookstores – physical vs. e-book

The eventual resting place with books is, of course, in readers’ hands. The easiest, most efficient way for that to happen is in bookstores. Brian asked how e-book costs compare to physical books in terms of getting them into the shops, using production, shipping, returns as our list of parameters. I’m adding discounting to the list as well.

Well, for starters, e-books aren’t yet being sold in physical shops [at least here in the US], so right off the bat, we’ve parted company in the comparison game. Powells.com is terribly clever in that they sell e-books on their online site. To my knowledge, they’re the only mainstream bookstore who does. I suspect that at some point physical bookstores will offer e-book sales.

Before I can break this down, I need to make a few assumptions. I’m not talking about the self-publisher, but a mainstream publisher who creates physical books and offers the e-book version as well.

Production: The production costs are established with the physical book and runs into the thousands when you consider all the elements I wrote about in my previous post about e-book costs. I’m talking about editing, cover design, ISBN, interior layout and design, distribution, marketing and promotion.

Print Runs: I’m separating this from the normal production costs in order to highlight the case that print runs vary depending on the book. For instance, we may print 2500 units for one title and 8,000 units for another because it has a wider audience potential. So our mileage varies depending on the title.

Shipping: Shipping costs are all a part of doing business with physical books. Everyone has UPS or FedEx accounts and gets discounting because we’re all shipping so much. Still, it’s an expense that rises with the number of books we’re shipping.

Discounting: Any distributor or national account like Borders, B&N, Powells, Waterstones, etc, buys publisher’s books at a discount. The normal range is between 45 -55% depending on the number of units being sold and the company doing the purchasing. So that book whose retail price is $15.95 is being sold to B&N for $7.975 per unit.

So remember, publishers are making money off that discount price, not the retail price. When you add up the production and printing costs, you can see why it’s vital to pick books we think will sell very well because while printing costs may vary depending on the units printed, the production costs are static.

Returns: Ach, the bane of every publisher’s existence and what very nearly killed many publishers a couple years ago and put thousands of editors out of work. We have to allow for the possibility that some books don’t sell within a bookstore’s sell window, and they’ll return them in order to make room for newer books. That’s why it’s so important to hit the deck running when your book comes out. If sales are tepid, they’re going to clear you out for someone else. And yes, publishers withhold a percentage of royalties in order to allow for the possible returns.

E-Books – they ain’t as free as you think

Ok, so here comes the comparison. E-books don’t have returns and they don’t have print runs or shipping costs, so the only things left are discounting – which is the same as physical books – and production. And here is where a lot of people find their biggest issue.

Production: Many people believe that the production costs are tied up in the physical books and that e-books are this marvelous freebie gift from the Great Cosmic Muffin. This is plain wrong thinking from where I sit. Yes, we expended the money to produce the physical book, but had we not done so, the e-book wouldn’t exist. E-books are simply another printing medium, so it goes to reason that our production costs bleed over as well.

E-book conversion: Almost not worth mentioning because it’s negligible PROVIDED the e-book version sells enough units to offset the costs.

Royalties: And this is where the big brouhaha rears its ugly head. Since so many people believe these e-books are free for us that they should have higher royalty rates. It wasn’t that long ago when the royalty split was 50-50, and that’s because e-book sales were negligible. But now with Kindle, Nook, Sony e-Reader, iPad, etc., e-books sales have dramatically increased and become an issue that publishers need to deal with head on.

Now you’re seeing more contracts that have a 80-20 split, and it has agents and authors howling. On one hand I can see why. Publishers were once willing to offer a 50-50 split because sales were weency, but now we’re getting all greedy like because e-books are making a much bigger impact on sales. In other words, publishers saw e-books as a throwaway, but now we want a bigger piece of the pie.

As a publisher, I can’t apologize for that. We fork out thousands in production costs for each title. E-books are quickly becoming a viable reading option, and it goes to reason that we will use those sales to recoup – and make money – from those sales.

Brian asked: So ultimately, taking all this into account, how does the ratio of earning per ebook to earning per physical book compare with the ratio of royalties on the two

Because publishers don’t have to worry about print runs, shipping, and returns [which are the only real costs that can't be tied to e-books], royalty rates are generally increased from 8-10% to 20% or higher for authors to reflect the decreased risk.

In the end, who knows where and how all this will shake out? We’re in a transitional stage where ideas are being tossed about. And just like the old argument of Beta or VHS? this, too, will have an ultimate winner. The important thing is to always keep the lines of communication open and understand there are always reasons why we do things the way we do.


So what’s an e-book cost, anyway?

May 21, 2010

I’ve been asked numerous times what it costs to publish an e-book. My answer is:

It depends.

Do you want to do it right, or do you want to do it fast?

Let’s assme [yah, yah, I know all about the ass-u-me, har har] that you want to do it right.

Editing

The big ticket item in the e-book endeavor is editing. Let’s just assume that you don’t have all the self-editing tools – because most of you don’t. Heckfire and Twinkie cream, I don’t trust myself with self-editing. This means that you need to hire yourself a good indie editor to edit you to within an inch of your life. Talent doesn’t come cheaply, so be prepared to stare down the gunbarrel of between $700-$1,000 – depending on the size of your manuscript and what all you want them to do.

Interior design and layout

So let’s say you want some cool graphics to head up each new chapter or other artistic additions. This comes under the heading of an interior designer, who can do that and properly format your manuscript. It’s a bit easier because the interior designer doesn’t have to worry about widowing/orphaning issues – which is a royal PITB – so this wouldn’t cost as much. I’m a bit out of practice on what people charge for this service because we do this in-house, but let’s say at least a$300, just to be safe.

Cover design

Just because your book isn’t going to be in print doesn’t mean you still don’t need cover art. When you upload to any e-book site, they ask for your cover design. Pricing is all over the map, but in order to get something good from a talented, experienced cover designer, be prepared to spend anywhere between $700 – $2500.

E-book conversion

Now that you have your file put together and put into a pdf format, you need someone to convert the file. You need to decide what files you’re going to convert: Kindle? eReader? Nook? iPhone?

All of those files requires a different conversion, so you’re paying for several different files. There are hundreds of companies who perform this service. We use a wonderful little company in India who gives us quality works for a very good price. They can do this because we’re giving them a lot of files. The onesie author needs to be prepared to pay a lot more.

Pricing can be anywhere between .35/page – $1.50/page – and on up.

Amazon used to have a freebie deal where they would convert your files for free. You know what they say about “you get what you pay for”? Yay, well there’s a reason they say that. Their file conversions are akin to the spin and rinse cycles of my son’s dirty laundry.

Authors also need to be mindful to request a sample of their files first. They should give you about three chapters. Go through them carefully so you can be certain they’ve done a quality job. Many Kindle files I’ve seen – from the big hooha publishers – have been abysmal. Extra carriage returns in between dialog passages, funky margin spacing. One of my David Baldacci Kindle books looked like it had been converted by grasshoppers hopped up on cough syrup.

ISBN

If you’re going to sell your book, you need to buy an ISBN from Bowker. This is the pricing I pulled off the Bowker website:

10 ISBNs:  $275.00
100 ISBNs:  $995.00
1000 ISBNs:  $1,750.00

Le Grand Total

So let’s add it up:

Editing = $1,000
Interior layout and formatting – $300
Editing = $1,000
Interior layout and formatting – $300
Cover design = $700
ISBN = $275
File conversion = 250 pg. Manuscript @ $1.00 = $250

Le grand total ~ 3 grand

Agreed, some of these figures are high or low. Obviously, you can save some bananas if you know how to properly format your manuscript, and if you spend less on your cover design. But if you think you can skip corners by doing your own editing – think again. Publishing a book without proper editing is like buying a car without doors.

So that’s it. The lowdown on e-book costs. Not as cheap as you thought, is it?

Edited to add:

In the light of day – and sobriety [kidding, kidding] – I vastly under estimated editing costs. I needed to say that your mileage may vary. Editing – a proper job – can easily start at $2500 on up.


Agents – too much power?

May 20, 2010

So the other day I had a long convo with a fellow editor buddy who has a small indie press [like ours] in another state. We usually play catch up and exchange gossip before hanging up and  resuming our lives within our respective bat caves. However, little gossip was exchanged because she was frothing at the mouth about agents – those evil harbingers of literary destruction.

Holy bleeding contracts, Batman!

Frickin’ money grubbers!

Her main lament is that agents are responsible for the out of whack advances that accompany the big blockbusters, or even the solid mid-lister.

Eh, I think it takes two to play that game. The idea of “How badly do you want this story?” is the foundation of competition. This impacts small publishers because they don’t have the same budgets as the big guys, so they can’t compete.

Well, um, duh.

Reality Check: Face it, life is a money game, and anyone who thinks otherwise is living in LaLa Land. Until we devolve into buying groceries and paying our mortgage with walnuts, money is going to be the incentive that fuels most business deals. Since the author has turned to the agent to represent her literary interests, it goes to reason the agent will seek the best financial gain. I think my friend sounds a bit complainy.

We don’t get to see the best works

Oh Lordy, my friend practically singes my ear with this one. Yah, ok, I get that. Since it’s a money game, there are many manuscripts we’ll never see, and this really frosts my friend’s bananas.

Reality Check: And yanno, what’s so wrong with that? Did anyone say life is fair? Or remotely balanced? This is a world of competition, and those who can, do . Those who can’t create a niche for themselves. I don’t remember the Great Cosmic Muffin promising anyone a rose garden just because we’re small presses.

And furthermore, this isn’t entirely true. No, we small fries aren’t going to see the John Grisham’s of the world, but many agents bring their fabulous clients to a smaller indie press for any number of reasons. Maybe they need the book to get into the marketplace faster than the current two year wait time. Perhaps they realize their client will get a much better edit job with a smaller press because the small fry has the time to do it right – which is a whole other post in itself.

And most importantly, the agent may realize their client will get a lot more individualized attention than they would with a large conglomerate, where they may blend in with the white noise. It’s that bigger fish in a smaller pond thing.

Gatekeeper Status

My friend is convinced agent’s are the gatekeepers of the publishing industry and control what editors see – thus adding to their sheer evilness and ultimate power. After all, no one should have that kind of power. My friend believes agents are driving the marketplace and telling the editors what they want to see.

Reality Check: I’m of two minds with this notion. Agents are people whose lives are given over to nothing but understanding the marketplace, reader interests, and keeping their fingers on the pulse of what publishers want. They are another side of our industry whose opinions we’d be codified boneheads if we didn’t listen to what they have to say.

HOWEVER, and this is the flip side of my friend’s whining argument, we are always letting agents know what we’re looking for. We know what floats our boat and what we’d rather let sail on into the sunset. I see the agent/editor relationship as symbiotic, and we each fulfill each others’ wishies.

But I also see where she’s headed. Because of agents’ power, they’ve sealed off access to the big house editors.

Agents only take the authors who have blockbuster potential…

… which leaves a lot of great books unrepresented.

Yes, I do believe there are a lot of great books that will never see the light of day for a variety of crapitude reasons, but that’s hardly the agent’s fault anymore than it’s an editor’s fault when they have to reject a really good book. The marketplace is what drives our particular bus. And that means agents accept works they believe will sell. Period.

Yes, there are some agents who will only accept the hoo ha writer, but there are more who will take a work they believe will sell, regardless of the size of the publisher. Their ultimate goal is to see a good book find a good home. That said, agents can’t pay the rent with small fry sales, so it has to be a balance.

Reality check: All publishers have taken a huge financial hit, but none more so than the big guys. Their editors are still being given their walking papers. Since the large conglomerates are beholden to their corporate masters, they really need to bring home the bacon in a much bigger way. And this is where the big blockbuster only idea came into being. Agents knew this and were forced to switch their focus so they wouldn’t find themselves living under a freeway underpass.

Not all authors were created equally – and neither are their agents. This means that not every author is conglomerate-worthy – meaning their books may be quite good, but they aren’t going to see the 50-100,000K sell throughs. The midlist author has taken a hit in finding a good home, and this is where agents are looking to smaller, solid publishers.

I suggested to my friend that she drink some blood, meditate on a bed of nails, and call me in the morning. Agents are NOT the evil harbingers of doom and failure. They are the wonderful vehicles who make our lives worth living on many levels.


All Writers Were Not Created Equally

May 18, 2010

This post is part of the “Just Because He Did It, Doesn’t Mean You Can” files. JA Konrath signed with Amazon Encore to release his new book in the Kindle format first, then bring it out in book format a few months later – the exact opposite of what publishers are doing these days. I’m thrilled for him because he’s worked very hard – harder than most – to create a fan base. He’s not afraid to think outside the box in order to create demand for his books, another reason I admire what he’s doing.

However…and this is a big “however” - just because he did it doesn’t mean you can.

Now I’m not trying to be a Negative Nancy, but every time I see something like this, it brings out the stars in authors’ eyes. “Oh heck yah,” sez the general collective, “screw getting an agent or worrying about querying editors…I’m gonna go the freebie Kindle route!”

I’m the last one to stand in anyone’s way or suggest they not do it. I am, however, a huge proponent of keeping one’s seat on the Reality Bus. And here’s what you’ll learn on the Reality Bus:

Name recognition

This is Numero Uno on the Reality Bus. Konrath already has a name for himself, and he’s worked tirelessly to achieve it.  He has six books with a mainstream publisher that allowed him to get his name out there because his books had wide distribution. Do you?

Know the business

Konrath didn’t wake up one day – a complete unknown – and decide to sign with Amazon. He’s been knocking around the industry for years. He’s used that time to learn the business and analyze how books are sold and what he can do to short circuit the process so that more of the $$ finds its way to his pocket. In short, Konrath is a businessman. A very good businessman. I can’t say that about many authors.

Have a Plan

Because Konrath is such a great businessman, he formulated a plan to test his theories – that he could make a livable wage with his Kindle books. If memory serves [and someone will correct me if I'm wrong], Konrath’s publishers had the e-rights to his first books. It was there that he noticed his Kindle sales were quite respectable. He tested the theory out by converting an unpublished book to see how sales went. It did very well.

Whether I have the genesis right or wrong, my point is that Konrath carefully analyzed the Kindle marketplace and weighed it against his platform – which is very respectable. I mean, really, is there anyone who doesn’t know his wonderful blog – A Newbie’s Guide to Publishing? He didn’t rush in where fools dare to tread.

Impatience Will Make Your Intestines Explode

Well, ok, maybe that’s not the exact wording you’ll find on the Reality Bus, but it’s close. Makes me think of my kids. Back when they were wee bairns and getting ready for Halloween, they’d get their costumes about 3 p.m…hours before it even thinks of getting dark. So of course, they were hounding me every five minutes; “Isittimeyet? Isittimeyet?” Gah. They’d dance around like they had a beehive in their Underoos, and I swore they’d either pass out from expending all that energy, or their intestines would explode. I think this is when I developed a fondness for tequila.

And this is what happens to new authors. Their impatience has them dancing around, and, for various reasons they’ve decided to short-circuit the process and either go vanity or self pub through Kindle. I have no problem with either one PROVIDED they understand the uphill battle.

Impatience can be the great equalizer in the end because at some point reality is going to slap the intestinal explody author upside the face. But in the meantime, Author Antsy Pants is justifying his logic:

“I’ve collected a bajillion rejections”: This is a two-fold problem because rejections happen for all kinds of reasons. Most happen because the author’s literary grapes are still too green [see my post about that]. Instead of considering that the work [or author] needs more time to develop his skills, he imbibes the lusty drink called Technology, where all kinds of drek can still be published.

Why do so many people fear rejection? Sure it sucks, but geez, our words don’t come directly from the hands of the Great Cosmic Muffin. Frankly, the ease in which writers can circumvent the need for improvement alarms me. Rather than take an introspective journey inward to consider whether the writing/story simply isn’t marketable, noob authors [noobs=people who don't know what they don't know...and don't care] take the shortcut and go the vanity or Kindle route. Hello, Drek. And this is where the book will finally die an ignoble death.

Please know that I’m talking generalities here. I’ve known plenty authors whose books were fabulous and really deserved to be published, but for whatever reason, weren’t.

“I don’t want to query”: And I don’t want to pay my taxes, but I do want to avoid a court-ordered extended vacation at the taxpayer’s expense. Face it; no one wants to query. So what? Authors who tell me this are basically saying they fear rejection, or possibly know that their writing isn’t up to industry standards. Why this fear to avoid the uncomfortable? Are you serious about this writing gig or are you just playing author because your cooking sucks? Achievement comes from achingly hard work. And come on…don’t tell me it doesn’t feel darn sweet.

“I want to keep more money in my pocket”: Le sigh…don’t we all? JA Konrath can make that statement because he has the ability to do something about it. But do you? Wanting something and working like a dirty dog are two different things. Do you have the intestinal fortitude to work hard enough so that you can ensure you have more money in your pocket? In order to do that, you have to know the business or have a seriously viable platform that will drive readers to your Kindle file.

Intent

And really, you have to ask yourself, “What is the intent for my book? Am I more in love with the idea of calling myself a published author…or is it my intent to produce a great, marketable book?”

Believe me, thar be a huge difference.

Look Before You Leap

At the end of the day, it’s vital to understand that not all writers were created equally, so there is no one-size-fits-all when selling a book. What works very well for the Konraths of the world will invariably fall flat for the new writer. Creating demand without the support of an agent and publisher is achingly hard work – especially if you don’t have a physical product. Additionally, it’s exceedingly hard to create an online presence and, in general, takes years to establish any kind of impressive audience.

If you’re determined to go the Konrath route, consider your intent very carefully before you make any decisions. Think about the decisions that will best honor your hard work – whether it’s stuffing it under the bed, going the query route, or Kindle-izing.


Debt of Gratitude

May 17, 2010

There have been any number of times friends of mine have played the “I’ve got the suckiest job ever,” and I never want to play because I feel the exact opposite. I have the most amazing job in the world – for me. I’ve had plenty of jobs since I sprung from a dino egg in the early Jurassic Era – mom [which sometimes made me vacillate between wondering whether God is a sadistic twerp or just really, really smart], substitute teacher, bank teller, clothes painter [which actually was a ton of fun and comes in at a close second], author [also a close second], and publisher.

The mom job isn’t likely to disappear anytime soon and the older my spawn get, the more adorable they become. In the same vein, I’ll never give up writing. But no other job has affected me more on a personal level than being a publisher because I bear witness to the depths of people’s lives that shake my soul to its most basic elements.

It’s a huge honor to read stories about how my authors’ lives have been shaped by their experiences, and there isn’t a one who doesn’t touch my heart and alter the way I view myself and my perceptions of how best to circumvent this crazy thing we call LIFE.

I know, I know, editors try to put forth the idea that we have no hearts, and what little we have is blackened and soulless. But the realities are this: my authors are the most amazing people on this planet, and I am so fortunate to be a small part of their lives. It always stops me short whenever an author thanks me for the role I play in their literary experience. My impact  pales in comparison to the effect they’ve had on me.

To my beautiful authors, I say, “No…thank YOU. Thank you for your talent and the willingness to express your stories in a beautiful, touching, gripping manner than tugs at the heart and influences old and moldy thought patterns.”

I’m a better person for having known my authors and continue to be amazed at the abundant talent that crosses my desk. You take my breath away.

Truly, I have the absolute coolest job in the world. Bless ye, all good writers.


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